351,985 notes Scariest Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
ERMEHGERD
(Source: snugglybutt)
92,721 notes ok sO IT WAS MY PARENT’S ANNIVERSARY AND I THOUGHT I WOULD SURPRISE THEM WITH NICOLAS CAGE THIS YEAR
I JUST HID THEM AROUND THE HOUSE, I HOPE I FREAK THEM OUT
156,055 notes Stephen Colbert deconstructs the meaning of One Direction’s lyrics.
ahahahahaha ok this made me laugh considering I STILL DONT KNOW THIS SONG
137,951 notes wow i just love this emoticon (¬‿¬)
everything seems so shifty (¬‿¬)
and creepily sexual (¬‿¬)
i like your socks (¬‿¬)
What a nice cock (¬‿¬)
well that escalated quickly
so did your cock (¬‿¬)
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